What would your mom (dad) do...?

[Nancy Daniels]

Okay, Basically, you just write what one of your parents would do if they knew about something.

Ex: Person 1: What would your mom do if she found out about you having a physical attraction to grass?
Person 2: Assume it was just a phase and be supportive anyways
Then put me in a mental institution.
Person 3: What your your mom do if... ect ect ect

And it goes on like that.

First Question

What would your mom (dad) do if you told them you were a vampire?

[†Hannibal†Lecter†]

she would hit me over the head with a bat and drag me over to some dungeon til I "got better"

wohat would your parental unit do if you suddenly dressed like batman for school everyday?

[Nancy Daniels]

"Oh, I was expecting something weirder... But aren't you a little old for that?"

WWYPDI they found bondage stuff in your room?

[Aiden]

Be like...wtf!?

WWYPDI they walked in on you having sex?

[Taze Tyler]

A: Probably faint then yell!! XD

WWYPDI they caught you smoking weed?

[Leonard Iuberus]

" I suspect them to be crackheads anyways, so probably nothing."

WWYPDI there was an evil monkey in your closet?

[Rayne Hendrix]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE A MONKEY IN THE CLOSET LETS EAT IT!"

WWYPDI you been found sucking on a dick on a random tourist? (this almost happened to me before lmfao)

[Nancy Daniels]

"Lyla ROSE MEINHARDT!! WHAT ARE YOU ON THAT YOUR DOING THIS?!"
Then drag me away.

WWYPUDI they saw you purposely falling?

[Madax Vodrex]

Ask me why the hell I did that.

WWYPDI they caught you masterbating?

[Leonard Iuberus]

Laugh and walk away..

WWy... ugh i dun wanna type it.

If they found you in a bathroom licking someones neck.